Wednesday, May 22, 2013
Volume 51, Issue 10

RSSCategory: Movie Reviews

Iron Man 3

Iron Man 3

| May 18, 2013 | 0 Comments

In hindsight, there were a myriad of signs pointing to “Iron Man 3” being a complete trainwreck. Ben Kingsley, while a fine actor, has gained a reputation for appearing in awful big budget blockbusters. Jon Favreau has hung up his director’s cap and is replaced by Shane Black, who has only directed one other film, [...]

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The Evil Dead

The Evil Dead

| May 7, 2013 | 0 Comments

There is a scene in “The Evil Dead” where its protagonist Ashley (Bruce Campbell) wanders down into a basement to look for shotgun shells. The spiderweb criss-cross of pipes that before dripped water, now drip blood. Electronics begin turning on, with an old record player providing a jovial, old-timey soundtrack for the bizarre tableau. Electrical [...]

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A Haunted House

A Haunted House

| February 19, 2013 | 0 Comments

When a director’s previous credits include only a short film and two critically-panned TV series’ (one of which is “Fred”), you can safely bet that his theatrical debut will be less than exceptional. Michael Tiddes proves this rule with his crime against humanity in cinematic form, “A Haunted House.” Perhaps it is unfair to lay [...]

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John Dies at the End

John Dies at the End

| February 19, 2013 | 0 Comments

What if you took a drug that let you slip throughout time, space, and reality? What if these effects lasted only hours? What if the side effect of this drug is seeing otherworldly monstrosities wandering around the waking world? What if you were stuck seeing these things for the rest of your life? While “John [...]

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Django Unchained

Django Unchained

| January 24, 2013 | 0 Comments

Quentin Tarantino has done it again. “Django Unchained” tells the story of former slave, Django, and his bounty-hunting companion, Schultz, as they work together to save Django’s wife Broomhilda from the clutches of the diabolical plantation owner, Candi. Perhaps saying Tarantino has “done it again” is not quite accurate. Tarantino’s work has many similarities from [...]

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Night Train to Terror

Night Train to Terror

| November 26, 2012 | 0 Comments

This was the gem of All Freakin’ Night. Every year there is one film so absurd, so bizarre, and so ridiculously bad, that it will be talked about for years to come. This is that film. “Night Train” is a trainwreck. It features three short films loosely connected by God and the Devil sitting on [...]

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Santa Sangre

Santa Sangre

| November 26, 2012 | 0 Comments

“Sante Sangre” is a surreal take on Hitchcock’s “Psycho” set in Mexico. It tells the story of a young boy who grows up in a Mexican “gringo circus.” He ambles through a number of surreal and nightmarish scenes. These include watching his father, the resident knife thrower, begin an affair with the circus’ illustrated woman; [...]

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10 classic horror films you need to watch

10 classic horror films you need to watch

| October 20, 2012 | 0 Comments

 THE SHINING (1980) It’s Stanley Kubrick making an adaptation of a Stephen King novel. Two masters of their respective crafts coming together to make what many consider to be the greatest horror film of all time. Every single aspect of this film; pacing, cinematography, acting, sound design, themes, lighting, editing, all are amazingly executed and [...]

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Dredd 3D

Dredd 3D

| October 12, 2012 | 0 Comments

On the surface, “Dredd 3D” seems doomed to be a trainwreck of a film. Its plot lacks substance, it’s a remake of a failed 90s film, and its two leads seem destined to develop romantic tension. Luckily, “Dredd” manages to rise above its mediocre trappings and ends up as a genuinely entertaining action/thriller. Set in [...]

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The House at the End of the Street

The House at the End of the Street

| October 12, 2012 | 0 Comments

“House at the End of the Street” is dull, poorly executed, and horribly uninspired. “House” tells the story of a single mother (Elisabeth Shue) and her daughter (Jennifer Lawrence) as they seek to start a new life in a new neighborhood. As it happens, this particular neighborhood holds a blood-splattered past, centered on a grisly [...]

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